February 2009
34 posts
January 2009
12 posts
What Your Phone Tells Me About You
When not staring in wonderment at trees for six hours or weeping on buses, I like to observe my milieu with a barely disguised contempt. The focus of my scorn recently has been an easy yet legitimate target - mobile phone ringtones. After a harrowing experience with a group of mewling simpletons on a public conveyance, I began to consider what ringntones reveal about a person’s personality,...
Greetings From The Year 2042...
This week we honour the memory of those killed in the Olympic Stadium Terror Scenario.
30 years ago an athlete acting on behalf of ZARS - Zealots Against Reason & Science - detonated an explosive device hidden in his left Nike during the 1500 meters final.
A statement released by ZARS had the following explanation…
Hello,
We just thought we’d let you know that the...
The whole '-izzle suffix/infix' issue explained at... →
I hope this clarifies matters.
